when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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