what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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