Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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