the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Your shirt... Was in my pants
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.