? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.