hell yes lets make some ravioli
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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