Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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