I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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