Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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