i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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