i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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