talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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