I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
the liver wants what the liver wants
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
i out mim tonsoeep
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