yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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