things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I woke up under a house in Key West
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