Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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