we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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