so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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