no, he came in my armpit
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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