I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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