my sisters under your porch take her home
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
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Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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