I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
