turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Randomize