How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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