I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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