Don't you send me to vm
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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