I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
What a dumb baby whore.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.