Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
27 Of The Most NSFW Life Hacks
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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