I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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