I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
he had hair everywhere except his balls
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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