I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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