Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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