Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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