they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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