i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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