i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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