I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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