I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
