:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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I need you to use more vowels.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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