So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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