That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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