how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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