Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
