let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
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Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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