Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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