I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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