I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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