Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
