I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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