it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
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you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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