This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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