Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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