So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
50% drunk capacity currently
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Randomize
