I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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