We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
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I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
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Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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