k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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