You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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