i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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