Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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