he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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