Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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